After discussions with the Corporal I have developed a new 3 stage plan to the Triathlon.
Stage 1. Agree to make a plan
Stage 2. ???
Stage 3. Win triathlon.
How can I fail to succeed?
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"It was so horrible, I thought a Brownlee was going to pass me any second!"
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How hungry is Veg?
31/06/2011: 18:57. Twenty to pie!!!
18/05/11: 18:22. About to demolish a large pile of enchiladas.
20/03/11: 14:01. Om nom, homemade pizza gone.
17/03/11: 20:49. Bleurgh, soggy gnocchi. Bah.
09/11/09: 10.57. Sent Nom to work with all the leftover pizza. Fail.
18/05/11: 18:22. About to demolish a large pile of enchiladas.
20/03/11: 14:01. Om nom, homemade pizza gone.
17/03/11: 20:49. Bleurgh, soggy gnocchi. Bah.
09/11/09: 10.57. Sent Nom to work with all the leftover pizza. Fail.
How hungry is Corporal Odd?
20/3/11: 17:10. The popcorn fairy's just been, so I'm okay for a bit...
How hungry is Nom?
22/8/11 22.29. 'Hungry? Ooo. not at all.' Wow, *faint*
4/4/09 16:43. Oh yes. Yes.
10/3/09 18:51. Just had a big beef stew and mash - yawn...zzz...
8/3/09 15:54. He forgot to have any dinner...
1/3/09 19:15. I'd imagine, one and a half Chinese takeaways down, 'not very'. I'm scared to ask in case the answer is different.
10/2/09 20:20. 'Ooo, OK actually. I've just had all that food...'
*sigh* I'll ask him in ten minutes.
4/4/09 16:43. Oh yes. Yes.
10/3/09 18:51. Just had a big beef stew and mash - yawn...zzz...
8/3/09 15:54. He forgot to have any dinner...
1/3/09 19:15. I'd imagine, one and a half Chinese takeaways down, 'not very'. I'm scared to ask in case the answer is different.
10/2/09 20:20. 'Ooo, OK actually. I've just had all that food...'
*sigh* I'll ask him in ten minutes.
Who we are
Nom is a dark wizard who wants to eat you. Veg is also Sleepflower, confusingly, and likes things which are alive, equally confusingly. Monsieur Fromage is a thoroughly decent chap who got off at the wrong bus stop one day, Corporal Odd is drunk.
Fromage's excuses to date:
- I don't want to get rusty
- I don't want my bike to get rusty
- *sings* Icy, icy, icy, icy, icy! (Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo)
- I'm hibernating.
- My bike's hibernating,
- I'm on holiday!
- It's cold outside
- It's colder outside
- It's colder than cold outside
- There's beer in my house...
- There's beer in town...
- I don't love my brick...
- Too busy (The 'air of mystery' excuse).
- Don't do uphill; only downhill.
- £2 in wallet to last all week. Can't swim; need to eat.
- But there's cheese in the fridge!
- Zzzzzzzzzz...snooze...
- Had to train with us!
- Too skint (swim)
- Too skint (running)
- Had to go shopping
- Forgot 11.30 existed in the morning
- Didn't get up
- Slept in
- Bottom troubles
- What's triathlon?
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